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A man was very happy to learn that his wife was pregnant
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He bought a bottle of Bu Tai Ling and said to his wife, “after you eat it, it will certainly help the development of the fetus.” His wife looked at it for a long time and threw it into the garbage can
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The man asked why
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Wife scolds a way: “silly goods, this is the glue that mends bicycle tire.” 2
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At 11 p.m., I was running home when I heard a man behind me shouting, “Niu Niu Er, you can’t catch up with you if you run slowly
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“I turned my head and saw an uncle rush to the lawn to chase me
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There was no one else nearby
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My legs were shaking
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At this time, a little dog came out from behind me, and I heard uncle yell again: “that elder sister, help stop my girl “3
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Mingming didn’t study well in junior high school
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It’s obviously sitting in the last row and going to bed as soon as class starts
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Once the city’s teachers went to the class to exchange learning, and then the head teacher sat next to Mingming to listen to the class
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Mingming took all kinds of notes, and finally the class was over
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The head teacher patted Mingming on the shoulder and said, “this class has delayed your sleep! 4
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Walking outside, passing a very narrow intersection, a big brother riding a car came face to face
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There is another elder sister in the back, also riding a bike
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I heard the elder brother shouting, “I’ll come, I’ll come, I’ll come.” The elder sister called out, “no way.” And then they’re gorgeous together
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I said with a smile in my heart, “it’s a perfect fit.”
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Then I slipped away
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Once when I was playing with my mobile phone on the bus, I found that the mobile phone in the hand of a beautiful girl opposite me was the same as mine
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Isn’t it fate? When I got off at the station and passed by the beautiful woman, I took my mobile phone and put it down to the beautiful woman with a smile, which means, look, our mobile phones are the same That beauty Leng for a while, and then yelled: catch the thief!!! 6
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As soon as I lay down, I heard someone shouting downstairs: “fight, fight, fight, kill, kill, fight to death! Smelly girl, reverse, reverse, ” I feel like something big is going to happen! Suddenly sleepless, just put on a slipper and rushed downstairs Mom, there are dozens of people rushing down the stairs like me It turns out that a man is directing her daughter-in-law to reverse My God I’ve sprained my ankle, and I’m doing it every day!.
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