Your chest is so flat

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Small story, great philosophy, small story, bring you endless knowledge and wisdom! Source: the material is from the Internet hotel

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“You are the meanest person in the world!” a gentleman’s wife yelled at him angrily After hearing this, all the people in the shop looked at them in surprise, especially the gentleman

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The husband said, “why don’t you invite her home and sit around and chat?” The wife sighed and said, “yes! I asked her to come in and she said she didn’t have time 08

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You don’t dare to fart! I watched a movie with my girlfriend, and a couple sitting next to us were bored and crooked

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Her husband turned around and said, “wife, if you wear this dress, you must be more attractive than her.” Wife: “04” dislikes his girlfriend’s indecision

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Her husband was staring at her all the time, and her eyes were protruding

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Her wife was just about to get angry

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When the new company went to work and had lunch in the dining hall at noon, a elder sister came over and asked, “elder sister, were you a member of the track and field team before?” I looked at my long legs and thought she really had eyes

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The teacher criticized Xiao Ming: if you don’t study hard now, your child will ask you, Dad, how to do this problem? Look at your answer! Xiao Ming: ask your mother! The teacher’s face was black and blue, and he scolded angrily: get out! 03 ﹣ when they were shopping, a low cut short skirt beauty came face to face

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On the bus, the two girls scolded for some reason, and then they started to pick me up Unexpectedly, there is no one in the whole car I got off at the station

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“Girlfriend said:” you two don’t see a movie in this greasy crooked what, why not open a room to make out The boy came over and said, “sister, if you can persuade her to open a room with me, I will treat you to seafood tomorrow.” 06

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You’re good

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The list of the most popular and practical official account is released this year

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You’re a runner

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The door just closed Heard a girl scream in the car: you dare to pick my underwear, I give you endless I beat the car door in a hurry and yelled: Master, open the door quickly, I’m at the wrong station! My wife stood at the door chatting with her neighbor for more than three hours, and when she got home, she was tired

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When he says something about her, he takes out his mobile phone and yells at Zhang Han’s photo: “counsellor, your daughter-in-law has been bullied

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At this time of crisis, the husband said to his wife in a loud voice: “you scolded him so well! What else did you say to him? ” 02

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The whole story, listen to other people’s stories, see their own life, daily book, no one is an island, every book is a world! On the ancient and modern Fengyue, fine Chinese history..

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But as a newcomer, I just said in a low key, “yes.” Elder sister: “I will say it! They don’t believe it

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