07 some boots bring their own speed.
Scrambled eggs with tomatoes are often salty, while cumin beef is sweet.
The taste is terrible.
Life needs such plain love.
Everyone has something to say.
He is your brother! My sister said angrily: you don’t know him! He’s a gay! 12 squid flavor attack 13 before, in the street, I often saw little lovers hugging tightly and kissing like no one else.
Brother in law, but I have to agree.
I patted the table and shouted, “can you have dessert from now on?” so from that day on, my family only had soy sauce and sugar.
My sister slapped me in the face angrily and said: I didn’t expect you, bitch, even your brother-in-law! Have you considered my feelings? The brother-in-law said: don’t be angry.
I’m very afraid of thunder, so I want to sleep with my brother-in-law.
I couldn’t stand it.
When we were sleeping soundly, the door suddenly opened.
That time, I couldn’t help but sigh: it’s too passionate and romantic! The uncle nearby said disgustingly: it’s all suffocated.
The young man has paid too much for love.
08 my girlfriend cooks without distinction between salt and sugar, which often makes me miserable.
Like a person will like everything about him, like his focus on driving a sports car, like the gentleman when he brings you a diamond necklace, even if he plays a few more zeros when he gives you money, he feels lovely.
Now that I have a boyfriend, I think uncle’s words are really right.
03 it doesn’t matter whether money is money or not.
Do you think they’ll hold it after a fire?, Suddenly I felt very disappointed.
09 it seems that the novice has just arrived at the gym 10 to eat snail powder with his girlfriend.
11 today, my sister is not at home overtime.
In the evening, it’s thunder and rain.
01 what do girls think when they run 800 meters? 02 no matter how ugly the iPhone x he gave me, how ugly the Ferrari color he gave me, and how noisy the location of the house he gave me, I will accept it without saying a word.
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06 seeing that you carry it so easily, I thought it was…
It turned out that my sister came back…
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04 classmate: May I ask you a question? Me: Yes, but you have asked a question! Classmate: can I ask you two questions? Me: Yes, but you have asked two questions! Classmate: can I ask you four questions? Me: Yes, but you have asked four questions! Classmate: when? Me: now! Classmate: Cao ~ ~05 he knows nothing about his weight.