In the hotel

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“You are the meanest person in the world!” a gentleman’s wife yelled at him angrily After hearing this, all the people in the shop looked at them in surprise, especially the gentleman

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At this time of crisis, the husband said to his wife in a loud voice: “you scolded him so well! What else did you say to him? ” The teacher criticized Xiao Ming: if you don’t study hard now, your child will ask you, Dad, how to do this problem? Look at your answer! Xiao Ming: ask your mother! The teacher’s face was black and blue, and he scolded angrily: get out! Two couples shopping, face to face came a low cut short skirt beauty, the husband has been staring at, eyes are out, the wife is trying to get angry, the husband turned a serious look, said: “wife, if you wear this dress, must be more attractive than her.” Wife: “I don’t like my girlfriend’s work

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She said a few words to her, but she was not happy

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She took out her mobile phone and yelled at Zhang Han’s photo:” counsellor, your daughter-in-law has been bullied

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You’re good

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You don’t dare to fart! I watched a movie with my girlfriend

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A couple sitting next to us were bored and crooked

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“Girlfriend said:” you two don’t see a movie in this greasy crooked what, why not open a room to make out The boy came over and said, “sister, if you can persuade her to open a room with me, I will treat you to seafood tomorrow.” 06

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On the bus, the two girls scolded for some reason, and then they started to pick me up Unexpectedly, there is no one in the whole car I got off at the station

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The door just closed Heard a girl scream in the car: you dare to pick my underwear, I give you endless I beat the car door in a hurry and yelled: Master, open the door quickly, I’m at the wrong station! My wife stood at the door chatting with her neighbor for more than three hours, and when she got home, she was tired

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The husband said, “why don’t you invite her home and sit around and chat?” The wife sighed and said, “yes! I asked her to come in and she said she didn’t have time New company to work, lunch in the dining hall, a big sister came to ask: “big sister, you used to track and field team?” I looked at my long legs and thought she really had eyes

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But as a newcomer, I just said in a low key, “yes.” Elder sister: “I will say it! They don’t believe it

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You’re a runner

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Your chest is so flat

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My colleague asked me today, can you learn to bark like a mouse? I: No, but I can learn from Wang Bajiao

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Colleague: you learn..

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I: you learn..

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In the hospital, two people chatted

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One person asked: brother, how did you hurt your hand? Another said: forget it, I hit a tree when I was driving

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The man was surprised to ask: can you get hurt when you lie in a trough or dream about driving? The guy said: I woke up to know I was driving

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If laziness becomes an Olympic sport

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I’m willing to be fourth so I don’t have to go to the podium

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Once when I was on the train, a girl sat opposite me

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She took a bottle of water and didn’t open it for a long time

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She said to me: handsome, could you please open it for me? I took it and twisted it off

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Then I took a natural drink

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When I finished it, I reacted

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Seeing my sister’s eyes, I said calmly, no poison, I tried..

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